productive night…….. obviously.
176stanton: arschgefickter: my lung is collapsing right now ok but latrice royale slays your favs ok
galaxywarrior: riptide-: j3sustits: 8—————3: -decimate: i can’t breathe I NEARLY FELL OFF MY BED OHH MY GOD TEARS PEEING CRYING I CANT OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT WAT IS AIR ASDKLFJASKLDJFA OMG OMG I”M PEEING OMG
teamnebraska: vaginacellphone: sharapwna: Rihanna - Birthday Cake (Official Music Video) HOLY FUCKING FUCK OH MY FUCKING GOD
the other day my little sister was in trouble with my dad. and she was getting lectured and at the end when my dad said, “is there anything you have to say for yourself?” all she said was, “i like eggs.” TOO GOOD
sunlesssunset: amnesialemon: The temper trap,...
canadians: american people are so annoying
british: american people are so annoying
chinese: american people are so annoying
mexicans: american people are so annoying
french: american people are so annoying
brazilians: american people are so annoying
americans: we are so annoying
i don’t think i’ve ever wanted to not go to work more than i do right now.
surprisingly had a really nice night.
i had lots of awesome plans for the day but now i’m too tired to follow through with any of them.
obesitycore: plot twist the mannequin does not belong to jack