Anonymous asked: Bite me.
no halloween plans… oh.
pointless story a la abby
my nose ring fell out. so i got down on the floor to try to look for it. and i found a different nose ring. like, one that i had lost a long time ago. crazy shit.
how come you always just hang out with your brother? CAUSE HE’S THE FUNNIEST BITCH I EVER MET. SHUT YOUR FACE. getting all pissy cause i don’t wanna come over and have a threesome with you and your best friend. ew. fuck you.
i don’t remember the last time i laughed so hard. i’ve been laughing for a good hour straight now. my fucking abs. cheese grater. yeah. ha. omg. annoying post is annoying.
“what the fairy”
they should invent a trick anon button. so like, someone pushes anon but it still shows who said it. but when you answer it, it still shows up as anon to everyone else. did that even make sense?
mehh i feel like shit. good thing i have punch to cuddle with. he’s the only one that truly loves me.